time to settle that "Karrrrrrrrrzzzzzzz"

Dil hai chota saa, choti si aashaa ....
Current small desire:
To catch the current heart-throb of the rickshaw pullers & auto drivers, the true dil-ki-dhadkan, the one, the only & the fascinating Himesh Reshammmmmmaiyyyyya in 'Karrrrrrzzzzz'!
But all good things in life don’t happen easy, mere dost!
*My partner-in-crime, my piya has gone pardes - now while we disagree on most thing things in life, one of the few areas we cordially bond over, is our gross fascination for the cocky, over the top, cleavage revealing Mr. Reshammmmmmaiyyyyyyya!
*The plan was to get horribly sloshed (I am not too fond of alcohol - I get my highs outta life which throws up fine wines like Himesh & ruddy rums like Anu Mallik!) & then treat ourselves to "Karrrrrrrzzzzzz"! But Ashok's trotted off to Paris and left me high & dry ....
*Hmmmm high maybe, but not 'dry' - his gleaming bar beckons! So while he chills at some street cafe, with a carafe of wine, I need to fortify myself too, for paying my "Karrrrrrrrzzzzzzz"!
*Am re-thinking this 'chota parivaar, sukhi parivaar' theory! Turned to the light of my life, my 'jigar ka tukda', to make good her 'karrrrrzzzzzz' to me for bringing her into this world, by accompanying me for the movie experience of the century, since her dad unceremoniously ditched me!
*Sad to report that all she did was to break my 'dil into a million 'tukdaas', by firmly refusing! For the crime I have committed, the desire to voluntary pay & see "Karrrrrrzzzzzzz", she wants to check out legal options, about whether it is possible to divorce a parent!
*Also, I need to find a large empty shelf in my house - where I can comfortably place my brain to rest, while I take off, literally light-headed (LOL!) for "K ... r.... z.....!"
*So addressing my 'e-parivaar'- now that I have lightened my spirits with spirits & found a temporary home for my brain, any takers????!!!!

PS: Remember, it is sacrilege to say "Karrrrrrrzzzzzz" without the nasal twang or rolling of the R's, a la Reshahmmmmmmaiyyyyyyya!!

reporting a "Kidnap"

Reporting a "Kidnap"
*of hottie Imran Khan of JTYJN & replacing him with a silly kidnapper, who just haplessly leers at his victim!
Point to note would be the clothes he picks up for his hostage - tiny tank tops, nightwear with plunging necklines ... less danger guy & more pervert!
*of the director of the slick ‘Dhoom’ series – I must say that my wicked mind prefers bad guys like Hrithik & John, who steal for pure mercenary reasons, rather than this wishy-washy guy who kidnaps for honor & badla, for revenge’s sake!
*of the cute, fit Munna Bhai & instead giving us this unfit, paunchy husband of Manyata! I feared less for the kidnapped gal & more for Sunju Baba – as he huffed & puffed through the chase scenes, I almost called an ambulance in case he had a stroke!
*of the sizzling heroines of Dhoom & what do we get – a Minnisha Lamba with abs no vaa-vaa-voom! Not that she didn’t try – I remember less of her face & more of her bare waist!
*of the seedhi-saadhi Bollywood moms – I mean, why Vidya whatever????! Ashok now is demanding a doctor like her – who struts around in cleavage revealing, tight, slit skirts!
This mom, who through the kidnap crisis, remembers to doll herself in a variety of sexy outfits, matching accessories (including a thin gold belt if u please & once, bright red pumps!) & to miss no opportunity to get cosy with her ex-husband – the last mentioned crime enraged my daughter, who has the role of parents clearly defined in her head & she spluttered – ‘prioritize woman – no time for necking!’
*last, reporting the kidnap of the Navratri celebrating, woman-of-house, lady-with-the –puja-lamp, Uma Kaushik, who should be slaving over the kitchen stove & providing for all the folks she has invited this evening & what does she do instead??????!!!
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