Saturday, October 18, 2008

time to settle that "Karrrrrrrrrzzzzzzz"


Dil hai chota saa, choti si aashaa ....
Current small desire:
To catch the current heart-throb of the rickshaw pullers & auto drivers, the true dil-ki-dhadkan, the one, the only & the fascinating Himesh Reshammmmmmaiyyyyya in 'Karrrrrrzzzzz'!
But all good things in life don’t happen easy, mere dost!
*My partner-in-crime, my piya has gone pardes - now while we disagree on most thing things in life, one of the few areas we cordially bond over, is our gross fascination for the cocky, over the top, cleavage revealing Mr. Reshammmmmmaiyyyyyyya!
*The plan was to get horribly sloshed (I am not too fond of alcohol - I get my highs outta life which throws up fine wines like Himesh & ruddy rums like Anu Mallik!) & then treat ourselves to "Karrrrrrrzzzzzz"! But Ashok's trotted off to Paris and left me high & dry ....
*Hmmmm high maybe, but not 'dry' - his gleaming bar beckons! So while he chills at some street cafe, with a carafe of wine, I need to fortify myself too, for paying my "Karrrrrrrrzzzzzzz"!
*Am re-thinking this 'chota parivaar, sukhi parivaar' theory! Turned to the light of my life, my 'jigar ka tukda', to make good her 'karrrrrzzzzzz' to me for bringing her into this world, by accompanying me for the movie experience of the century, since her dad unceremoniously ditched me!
*Sad to report that all she did was to break my 'dil into a million 'tukdaas', by firmly refusing! For the crime I have committed, the desire to voluntary pay & see "Karrrrrrzzzzzzz", she wants to check out legal options, about whether it is possible to divorce a parent!
*Also, I need to find a large empty shelf in my house - where I can comfortably place my brain to rest, while I take off, literally light-headed (LOL!) for "K ... r.... z.....!"
*So addressing my 'e-parivaar'- now that I have lightened my spirits with spirits & found a temporary home for my brain, any takers????!!!!

PS: Remember, it is sacrilege to say "Karrrrrrrzzzzzz" without the nasal twang or rolling of the R's, a la Reshahmmmmmmaiyyyyyyya!!

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