reporting a "Kidnap"

Reporting a "Kidnap"
*of hottie Imran Khan of JTYJN & replacing him with a silly kidnapper, who just haplessly leers at his victim!
Point to note would be the clothes he picks up for his hostage - tiny tank tops, nightwear with plunging necklines ... less danger guy & more pervert!
*of the director of the slick ‘Dhoom’ series – I must say that my wicked mind prefers bad guys like Hrithik & John, who steal for pure mercenary reasons, rather than this wishy-washy guy who kidnaps for honor & badla, for revenge’s sake!
*of the cute, fit Munna Bhai & instead giving us this unfit, paunchy husband of Manyata! I feared less for the kidnapped gal & more for Sunju Baba – as he huffed & puffed through the chase scenes, I almost called an ambulance in case he had a stroke!
*of the sizzling heroines of Dhoom & what do we get – a Minnisha Lamba with abs no vaa-vaa-voom! Not that she didn’t try – I remember less of her face & more of her bare waist!
*of the seedhi-saadhi Bollywood moms – I mean, why Vidya whatever????! Ashok now is demanding a doctor like her – who struts around in cleavage revealing, tight, slit skirts!
This mom, who through the kidnap crisis, remembers to doll herself in a variety of sexy outfits, matching accessories (including a thin gold belt if u please & once, bright red pumps!) & to miss no opportunity to get cosy with her ex-husband – the last mentioned crime enraged my daughter, who has the role of parents clearly defined in her head & she spluttered – ‘prioritize woman – no time for necking!’
*last, reporting the kidnap of the Navratri celebrating, woman-of-house, lady-with-the –puja-lamp, Uma Kaushik, who should be slaving over the kitchen stove & providing for all the folks she has invited this evening & what does she do instead??????!!!
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