Wanted - almost bollywood!

Top ten reasons for watching the movie
Duh?!!!! Angelina Joliet!!!
I mean, it’s not fair – this woman & her brood of bacchaass qualify to sing “we are the world’” all by themselves!
She should look harassed, run down & dowdy – I managed to look like that after one kid & sixteen years later, am waiting for rebirth to get a new look & image!
But this is the Ms. of ‘Brangelina’ who managed to make Jennifer Anniston look plain & ordinary! Shez smoking HOT!!!!
But Angie apart, this movie has to be seen to be believed, to check out the fact that Hollywood also has its share of absurd, ‘suspend your sense of reality & reason to watch’ brand of flicks!
Not that the little boy at heart, the forty plus guy next to me (my husband, people!) was complaining!
Yeah, yeah, there was Angelina of course which made him shudder with delight!
But competing with that were the awesome, impossible & filmy action sequences which would give Rajnikant & Quick-Gun-Murugan a complex!
Shooting where bullets collide with bullets – remember those tacky battle scenes from Doordarshan’s “Ramayan” & “Mahabharath” where arrows smashed together mid-air and fought by themselves – something like that!
But my favorite was the ‘bend it like Beckham’ kinda shooting where the bullet goes on a nice long curved trip before lodging itself into its target! Bullseye!
The hero, James McEvoy (interesting actor!) & Angie also spend quality time jumping on to the tops of running trains – almost expected them to break into “Chaiyya Chaiyya!”
Oh yes, there’s also this cool tub of wax or something into which anyone who is battered, beaten up & bruised is dunked & after a rejuvenating soak, they saunter out, perfectly ok!
From this soaking also emerges the bare, tattooed back of Angie again – a miss if u blink shot – damn that woman – she looks good from any angle!
Wanted – ability to leave your brains behind & simply watch & enjoy, without reason or logic!
Then I can assure u a racy, edgy & visually appealing watch!